Story Of My Life (click here)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

Saturday, July 26 with 526,069 notes

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

Friday, July 25 with 248,347 notes

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

Friday, July 25 with 518,619 notes

taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

Friday, July 25 with 531,231 notes