Story Of My Life (click here)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

Friday, July 25 with 135,679 notes

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

Friday, July 25 with 420,470 notes

taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

Friday, July 25 with 493,851 notes

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along